Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Xmas signs

I love that in Germany they sell Xmas signs. This would never be found in America! It's awesome! I want one!

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Open air urinals in Amsterdam.

Yeah these urinals are just in the middle of the city. No doors. Nothing. Just lettin it all hang out. Haha

Friday, October 21, 2011


This guy is always wearing this ankle length leather coat, even during the summer. He is always waiting at that bus stop when I get off work.

Dick. Yes that sign says: DICK.

I don't know what the rest of the sign says, but it says dick. This was Ina home improvement store.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011


Does that sign say F*ckbuckle?! HAHAHA

September 2010

1 leg, or 3 legs? Those are your only options!

Banana Hammock! HAHAHA

OMG I want that swing!!!

Most confusing hop-scotch game EVER!

Yeah wow the things you find at Flohmarkets.


Weirdest sculptures at a theme park I've seen so far. These gems were at the Europa Park

August 2010 #2

Louisiana, Texas, Kansas, and German sausage. I didn't know there were so many different kinds, but apperently there are in Germany!

Madam bar in Munich, Germany. I don't know what it was, but it sure looked odd.

Spiderman driving a tank!

I have no idea why they're like this! lol

Cosmo ad

I first saw this in the UK cosmo. Then a month later I got a US cosmo and noticed it was a tad different. They only showed one perfume bottle in the US ad, that way it wouldn't be a metaphor for her breasts then. This just proves how prudish the US is compared to Europe.

Racist Germany?

These are both children's rides at the Mannheim Christmas market in 2010. The first on has a, well um African man pushing the part of the carousel.

The second images,(click to make the image larger), has well another African boy.

I just found these to be a bit ODD to have on children's rides, STILL!

Instruction on turning a car on

This was in the military newpaper, that's just scary! In Texas, turning the car off is part of the test! LOL (Yes I know this is to remind people to not let the car idle while heating up, but really the image too? lol)

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Jan. 25, 2011 funnies!

I don't know which is worse; that someone actually posted this flyer, or that people actually TOOK the tabs?!

When did playing with cockroaches become FUN?! When did cockroaches become toys? You're supposed to squish these! Not PLAY with them!!!!

"The 300 Spartans" Ummm aren't numbers usually listed numeracy, not alphabetical?!

WOW! LMAO This translates to: I'm saving up for sex!

Monday, January 17, 2011

Nürnberg is apperently quite feminine

This was actually in a McDonald's.

I don't really know what this is. But I know 2 things that it LOOKS like!

WOW! OMG all I have to say for this, OMG WOW!!!! This was in a kind of toy store, and no not THAT kind of toy store. I think it's supposed to be a clam with eyes. Yeah it looks like a "clam" alright!

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Funny things I found in Rothenburg, Germany

"Wax impression from the behind of a boar." This is from the Crime Museum in Rothenburg, they did some freaky stuff back in the day! Apperently this had something to do with debtors.

This is also from the Crime Museum in Rothenburg and also has to do with debtors in some way. But look carefully at the guy near the butt of the pig....see next picture.

Yeah, not only is he poking the poor pig's butt, WHY IS HIS TONGUE STICKING OUT?!?!?! Side note that I thought was hilarious, this image was number 69 on my camera card, YEAH! lol

I don't know what used to be in front of the in the front, but I think it turned the middle guy on, and the guy in the back "just wanted to watch."

Anal love?


We want sex! Obviously that's the mindset of this whole town!

Is this the New World Order of Monkeys' logo?!

Um yeah, dude can you move your crane we sorta can't get by!

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Giant leopard slug

Can anyone tell me what kind of slug this is? I've never seen one before.

August 2010

Who the HELL invented this?! ONE tissue at a time?! AND they put it in the WOMEN'S BATHROOM?! That is just cruel and unusual!!

Troll Transport. Hey, Trolls have to get around too!

Is it just me or does it look like Lego man ran through the wall and grabbed the table? This is on a train in Ireland.

Germans even have phallic GUMMIES! Do you know how wrong that is?!

This little guy's got a growth, maybe he should have that checked, he's all red too!

Some how I don't think it's supposed to look like that.

"Hey man what'd you do this weekend?" "Got a 6 pack and parked on the side of the road and watched cars drive by!" "Seriously? WOW!" Ok, now the scary thing is, Germans actually do this. They will stand on an overpass and watch or count cars go by..really!

"Ben Dover" Only a Scotsman! But sadly none of these men were Scottish. But still "Ben Dover" on the shirt of a man wearing a kilt! I love being Scottish! :D

Apperently this is the German's version of "American Hell." I thought it was just being surrounded by nazis...oh wait...